Friday, September 4, 2009

Dear Butt Bones,

Girrrrrrls, we need to work this thing out. Every day when I button up my my work shirt, roll up my pants leg, don my generic BMX helmet and bust a move to work, I can't be afraid to sit on my bike seat. It is not the seat of doom, it's just a piece of metal covered in foam. Is the fancy gel seat covering not enough for you guys? What about the awesome cushion of the my big, round butt? Jeez!






















I'm gonna need you to toughen up, ladies, or I'm gonna have to stuff my pants with ice packs when I get to work. And I really don't want to have my lumpy, icy butt detract from my super-radical bike ridin' legs.



Just sayin'.

Love,
Lauren
PS- no more commute posts, I swear!!