Dear Kid,

Shut up and go to sleep already.

More love than you'll ever know,
Mom

Dear Kitchen,

Is it too much to ask that you stay clean for more than 10 minutes!? I don't eat THAT much food, so I don't understand why there are dirty dishes all over you.

Yours in times of orgasmic food and sinks full of gross dishes,
Lauren

Dear My Comfy Bed,

Thank you for enveloping me in your warmth and cushiness this morning as I stumble in at 5:30 with a sore throat and a desperate need for sleep and comfort. You're always here when I need you. And you smell good too.

Love,
Lauren