Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Miserly Landlord,


Thanks for being a big jerkface and never fixing anything while charging illegal arbitrary fees for anything and everything. No really. You've given me new tools to inspire me to stand up for myself.

By the way, I hope the leak in my bathroom ceiling causes it to collapse before you repair it so you have to spend ten times as much money fixing it. Nothing would make me happier than to see your giant bank account depleted by the cost of crappy repairs on my apartment.

No love,
Lauren

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