Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dear B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend),

You are so not cutting it. I'd break up with you if I thought I could get more earth shaking, soul quaking sex elsewhere.

But I can't.

Yours forever in times of excitement and desperation,
Lauren

1 comment:

brittanymlemay said...

Yours forever in times of excitement and desperation, battery life